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Sunday, October 02, 2005
Careful Where you Step
weird Pocatello Idaho:" In February, 1997 a 46-year-old female elementary school principal was charged with misdemeanor trespass, based on photographs taken by former police dispatcher Richard Clothier. Clothier had taken the pictures in order to find out who had been running onto his property since September, defecating in his front yard on Sundays. In a pre-trial conference the woman admitted in front of several witnesses that she had indeed defecated 21 times on Clothier's lawn, as well as about 5 times on the lawns of his neighbors Had to post this... I lived Pocatello in 1997 and I never heard about this, least I don't remember it. Wonder who she was...lol."
Judge to family: Get rid of 26 cats
MSNBC:" Only 6 of the 32 can stay, Pennsylvania family said - The cats have got to go. A family with 32 cats has 30 days to get rid of all but six of them. A judge has ruled that Salisbury Township officials can enter the home and remove the cats once the deadline passes. Shirley Billig and her family plan to appeal Judge Alan Black’s order. They’ve been fighting authorities for more than a year to keep the cats. Black says the family may face repercussions, including contempt charges if they don’t comply with his ruling. Billig says: “They’re not going to get the cats.” The family says the cats stay indoors, have regular veterinarian visits and have access to litter boxes -- and only one neighbor has complained in 24 years. I don't feel the courts should have a say what you do with animals within your home, as long as they are healthy and well feed. But then again why would someone want to live with that many cats, let alone any animal in that amount in your home."
Is He Going To Be Good In Bed?
Quizzes:"Wondering if he'll sizzle or fizzle between the sheets? Whether you're curious about the new guy you're dating or the cutie in the next cubicle, experts say that a man's everyday behavior is a good indicator of his sexual performance. "But give a guy a fair chance, because your perception of him may change after a few dates," stresses Patti Britton, Ph.D., author of "The Art of Sex Coaching." However, she also points out that how you do anything is how you do everything (in other words, a selfish jerk during the day isn't about to become a soul-searching sensitive lover at night). Want to know if he'll impress you in the sack? This quiz will reveal all!
1. Fess up: You think he'll be a sexual dynamo because he has the biggest feet you've ever seen.
a. True
b. False
2. When you two watch a game on TV, your sports fanatic:
a. Has one too many beers and passes out at halftime.
b. Disses the ref and throws potato chips at the screen.
c. Does his own play-by-play.
d. Sits quietly, because he's afraid to jinx his team.
3. You're having a Starbucks night when — gasp! — there's a lull in the conversation. You bring up the inspiring book you just read, and he:
a. Starts talking about his favorite coffee shop in Paris.
b. Asks who your favorite author is.
c. Starts playing footsie with you under the table.
d. Admits that he only reads when he's in the john.
4. When driving, this is a guy who:
a. Always asks you to buckle up.
b. Cruises slower than your grandma.
c. Guns it through yellow lights.
d. Abuses the horn while yelling expletives.
5. You've discovered something about your movie tastes:
a. You've both rented "Old School" about 40 times.
b. He quotes sci-fi trilogies while you've got a fetish for '80s horror.
c. You share the same deep aversion to Paulie Shore flicks.
d. He doesn't care what you watch, as long as he can cop a feel in the dark. You pass on the PDA.
6. Dinnertime! Your suggestion to try the new, exotic restaurant downtown falls on deaf ears.
a. True.
b. False.
7. You just bought a state-of-the-art entertainment system. After opening the box, Mr. Handy:
a. Hooks it up sans instructions. Seems like he's done this before!
b. Mixes up all the wires. Luckily you're there to untangle him.
c. Starts muttering curse words and heads directly for the couch.
d. Checks out the instructions and asks for help with the diagrams.
Toke this test from the last guy I was with and this is what my scores added up to:
He's a Sex God in Training!:
A little guidance from you in bed and this man could become your lean, mean loving machine! There's also a good chance he'll find you so incredibly hot that, if you ever split up and he's gone his own way. He will mentally, compare other women to you, and miss the mind-blowing-fun he had in the bedroom with you. So don't be too quick to pull the plug: "What he lacks in skill he could make up for in enthusiasm!....( If read by my X- not meant to offend you, it's just a test.)
Go-ahead take the test tell me what your's said about your male, choosing. Is it a red light..Watch-out? Or a Green-light..GO- for it.."
1. Fess up: You think he'll be a sexual dynamo because he has the biggest feet you've ever seen.
a. True
b. False
2. When you two watch a game on TV, your sports fanatic:
a. Has one too many beers and passes out at halftime.
b. Disses the ref and throws potato chips at the screen.
c. Does his own play-by-play.
d. Sits quietly, because he's afraid to jinx his team.
3. You're having a Starbucks night when — gasp! — there's a lull in the conversation. You bring up the inspiring book you just read, and he:
a. Starts talking about his favorite coffee shop in Paris.
b. Asks who your favorite author is.
c. Starts playing footsie with you under the table.
d. Admits that he only reads when he's in the john.
4. When driving, this is a guy who:
a. Always asks you to buckle up.
b. Cruises slower than your grandma.
c. Guns it through yellow lights.
d. Abuses the horn while yelling expletives.
5. You've discovered something about your movie tastes:
a. You've both rented "Old School" about 40 times.
b. He quotes sci-fi trilogies while you've got a fetish for '80s horror.
c. You share the same deep aversion to Paulie Shore flicks.
d. He doesn't care what you watch, as long as he can cop a feel in the dark. You pass on the PDA.
6. Dinnertime! Your suggestion to try the new, exotic restaurant downtown falls on deaf ears.
a. True.
b. False.
7. You just bought a state-of-the-art entertainment system. After opening the box, Mr. Handy:
a. Hooks it up sans instructions. Seems like he's done this before!
b. Mixes up all the wires. Luckily you're there to untangle him.
c. Starts muttering curse words and heads directly for the couch.
d. Checks out the instructions and asks for help with the diagrams.
Toke this test from the last guy I was with and this is what my scores added up to:
He's a Sex God in Training!:
A little guidance from you in bed and this man could become your lean, mean loving machine! There's also a good chance he'll find you so incredibly hot that, if you ever split up and he's gone his own way. He will mentally, compare other women to you, and miss the mind-blowing-fun he had in the bedroom with you. So don't be too quick to pull the plug: "What he lacks in skill he could make up for in enthusiasm!....( If read by my X- not meant to offend you, it's just a test.)
Go-ahead take the test tell me what your's said about your male, choosing. Is it a red light..Watch-out? Or a Green-light..GO- for it.."
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